Gaming Press: Parody Edition


Sometimes these things just write themselves. Check out the cover of the most recent edition of Gamepro. Can you find something that is not a sequel? Did I miss the memo saying no one is originating IP anymore? I get why publishers see sequels as risk mitigation, but game press?





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